KIYA :]

I enjoy onesided conversations with obese cats.
Harry Potter, Bob's Burgers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Daria, anything 90's/retro, pokemon.

zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

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egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

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co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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  • person: you look dead
  • me: thanks
  • me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
  • me: rubs eyelid
  • me: who the hell is bucky

charlesoberonn:

ellisthecatmewster:

SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.

Ballseye

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souliebird:

If you won’t sing “Living’ on a Prayer” or “Mr. Brightside” at the top of your lungs with me, I do not need you in my life.

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